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u wanna laugh? just read those small jokes and u'll do
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colours do you have?"

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".

Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love".

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher:" Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."